Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Going to Hell?

I'm not an atheist, so imagine my surprise last night when I came very close to chopping off my thumb and thought to myself, "Thank evolution for fingernails!"

I don't know why I didn't think to myself "Thank God for fingernails!," but at that moment of thumb-sparing, the former phrase seemed to make more sense to me.

Am I going to Hell?

Or have these sound bytes from Sarah Palin and her super Evangelical speakings have scared me a bit?

3 comments:

Fire Ninja said...

I doubt if fingernails weer part of evolution. I think cave-people had fingernails. Yeah, I'm old enough to know that.......

Marimbaroach said...

you and dave grohl.
(fingernails are pretty)

City Elf said...

godless heathen! i'll pray for you.

ldgjjity...sounds like something the fresh prince would say. (not masa, the other fresh prince.)