Reason Why I'm Going to Hell

I've been actually planning on doing this for some time, and have half a post written about this subject, but that entry is a little involved.

I already know I'm going to Hell. There are the given reasons why, such as being a baptized Catholic who never goes to church or hasn't even officially got her first communion (that's bad in itself, right?), I own several music albums that have been burned for me, and I can't guarantee that I wouldn't covet my neighbor's wife if either one of them actually had one. But there are lots of other reasons, from the really mean to the mundane, that have me convinced that gives me another stamp towards getting that express ticket to Eternal Damnation.

So here's my first reason in this series.

One reason I'm going to Hell is because this email made me laugh:

Subject: How the fight started


HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooooo stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'



So, I look down at him and simply say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

. . . and that's when the fight started . . .

Yes, little people are people just like me and you, just smaller. They go through all the same emotions and feelings that everyone else does on the same scale. So where is the humor in the fact that someone got in a car accident? I don't think anyone would be happy to get into one, even IF your name is Happy, right?

I say I get 1-2 stamps for this one.



Thanks to Nikki for sending me the email.